The Out-of-Touch Adults Guide To Kid Culture: Warning Signs

This week in web warnings
Theres never a lack of “Dont do the important things you saw on the web” stories, but today, the scolding is reaching a fever pitch, so Ive prepared a list of online things that could injure you, your children, and Western civilization.

Today, the internet is everything about the possibility of fantastic harm. Perhaps its a hangover from the “simply do whatever, who even cares any longer?” ambiance of the past 4 years, however for whatever factor, all I see are blinking red threat signs, from monetary Goliaths being owned by internet Davids, to bad video game night guests, to the myriad sort of difficulty you can enter by repeating what you see on TikTok.

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Then huge financiers bought and observed into the bubble. With a tweet, Elon sent out the share price flying from $147.98 to $230, and further buying saw a jump up to nearly $350 a share, then a drop to “only” $200 per share. It had been trading at around $4 a few months back, marking a 8 thousand percent boost from the most affordable to acme. With the rate in the stratosphere, the hedge fund was as pwned as the Dukes at the end of Trading Places, and things will (presumably) be even worse when they are forced to purchase back the shares they shorted.

This week in high financing: GameStop stonks
Its unusual that youths care about the stock exchange, but this week, the internet almost meme had actually a billion-dollar stock fund into bankruptcy. Heres a quick-run down of the situation, (from a guy whose entire understanding of the stock exchange originates from having actually seen Trading Places in 1996): Recently, the day-trading dregs at Reddits Wallstreetbets forum discovered that a hedge fund was short-selling GameStops stock. This may have been a great bet for the fund, provided the financial difficulty GameStop has actually been in, but when Redditors observed, they started purchasing GameStop stock at the low, low shorted cost. This drove the rate up. With each tick towards the sky, the hedge fund lost money.

This week, the web is all about the possibility of great harm. Its unusual that young individuals care about the stock market, however this week, the internet nearly meme d a billion-dollar stock fund into insolvency. Heres a quick-run down of the scenario, (from a guy whose entire understanding of the stock market comes from having seen Trading Places in 1996): Recently, the day-trading dregs at Reddits Wallstreetbets forum observed that a hedge fund was short-selling GameStops stock. With a tweet, Elon sent out the share cost flying from $147.98 to $230, and further buying saw a dive up to nearly $350 a share, then a drop to “only” $200 per share. Before the web, theres little possibility anybody in the U.S. would have heard of Riyaz Aly.

Day-trading apps like Robinhood avoided its users from purchasing GameStop stock, which political leaders from AOC to Ted Cruz concurred was bad. Poorer individuals made money and richer individuals lost (in the meantime, anyway), and how everything ends is anyones guess– perhaps the guidelines will alter for short-selling, perhaps Reddit will crash the worldwide economy and send us into a Mad Max-style post-economy hellscape where well buy stocks in guzzolene and metal spikes for shoulder pads.

Hes a charismatic young male, for sure, however the fact that your kids, and me, and now you, understand his name needs to indicate something, however Im unsure what. Modern fame is so damn odd.
Viral video of the week: Game Night Stereotypes
Its been nearly 38 years given that anybody has actually had a video game night that didnt include Zoom or Discord, so you can blame fond memories for pushing “Game Night Stereotypes” to the top of YouTubes trending chart. The funny video from Dude Perfect was viewed 11 million times in a number of days, and it information all the annoying types of individuals who would come by to play Boggle, if coming by to play Boggle was still a thing. If you miss out on the Forever Dice Roller, the Poker Poseur, and “Im Always Red” man, this is the video for you. Make certain you remain to the end of the video for a room-destruction sequence to keep in mind. (By the way: youre all welcomed over to my location for Settlers of Catan as soon as you can show some vaccine documents. I miss out on video game night.).

Celebs youve never ever become aware of: Riyaz Aly
Before the web, theres little chance anyone in the U.S. would have heard of Riyaz Aly. The seventeen-year-old lives in India with his family and takes pleasure in lip-syncing to other peoples music and using good clothing and dreams of one day being a Bollywood film star.