A Wife Reviews: Watching Her Husband Watch Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

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Borat did not make the cut. This is why I currently understand next to absolutely nothing about Borat (the character), Borat 2 (the follow up movie), or why some millennial men (my husband) insist on saying “mah waif” whenever they refer to their spouses.

Today, Borat Subsequent Moviefilm dropped on Amazon Prime Video. I know this because my partner, in requirement of a little break from work, took today off specifically to “unwind and investigate whether Borat 1 holds up and if Borat 2 is great.” I expect this is the brand-new typical now, with movies that wouldve been predestined for theatres now making their debuts on streaming services.
By 9 a.m. my husband was on the sofa in his underwear. His Borat-a-thon had started.

Beyond the “my waiiiiif” jokes I have had only one real experience with Borat as an idea prior to this early morning: A desperate, frantic call from my mom in November 2006, quickly after the first Borat film was launched in theaters. A rough transcript of that phone call is as follows:

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YOU MUST NEVER WATCH THE BORAT MOVIE!!!!!!! HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE BORAT MOVIE? I READ A REVIEW AND THEY SAID IT WAS FUNNY SO I WENT TO THE THEATRE. IS THIS WHAT I LEFT KOREA FOR? IS THIS WHAT AMERICA IS? IS THIS WHAT YOUNG PEOPLE LAUGH AT? IS THIS WHAT I SACRIFICED DECADES OF MY LIFE FOR, TO GIVE YOU AN EDUCATION IN A COUNTRY OF DISGRACEFUL, DISRESPECTFUL BUFFOONS? DO YOU HEAR ME CRYING? DUE TO THE FACT THAT THIS IS NOT WHAT THEY TOLD ME AMERICA WAS GOING TO BE LIKE, I AM CRYING. I DID NOT RAISE YOU TO BE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO IS DISGUSTING LIKE THIS. I WANT YOU TO HAVE AN ELEGANT LIFE!!! I WANT YOU TO LIVE ELEGANTLY!!!
It took about 20 minutes to assure my mama I hadnt viewed Borat because it was not released in Japan, which no, Borat– both the character and movie– did not represent all of America. She let me hang up after I promised that I d never ever see Borat.

For the record, I still have not. A film that might generate such strong feelings has left me curious, however Im also somebody who keeps pledges. Checking out the Wikipedia summary of Borat is baffling and Ive never had the ability to make it all the way through the summary without my eyes crossing. Glimpsing inaudible snippets, partially blocked by my hubbys collectible Halo bookend left me with in some way less answers than I d began with. You might argue that this is sort of me breaking my guarantee. Considering I continued working through this whole thing and my partner was listening to the motion picture via his AirPods Pro, I dont believe “periodically looking at” really counts as “seeing” the films.

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Throughout his re-watch of Borat 1, I saw the following:

Borat going after a chicken on a New York City subway

Having enjoyed my spouse watch both Borat movies in quick succession, Ive come to the conclusion that whatever thats wrong in my life at this minute is Amazons fault.

Borat performing what I believe was a weather forecast.
Borat pooping on Trump Tower.

Borat creepily view Pamela Anderson in a hotel room.

” Would I like this movie?” I asked.
” Probably not.” he confessed.
We talked a bit about how this is one of the couple of brand-new motion pictures that really came out this year due to the fact that of the pandemic and how, probably, this would be a pop culture minute that would likewise specify 2020 simply because of the lack of competition. “Borat is going to be a Best Picture Oscar contender this year due to the fact that absolutely nothing else came out,” my partner stated, at which point neither of us stated anything for an extremely long time.

Relating to Borat 2, the only thing I knew prior to today was that Rudy Giuliani was involved in some capacity. Obviously, one bit involves Borat offering his child to Mike Pence, which involves a trip to the tanning beauty salon and cages? I think Borat runs through CPAC dressed as a Ku Klux Klan member?? I know the glances I captured are meant to be exaggerations, however the problem with satire in 2020 is its hard to inform the distinction in between whats genuine and whats a joke.
” It was all right,” my husband said. “I dont have as many hot takes about this one so that need to inform you something.” He stopped briefly a bit and then said, “Borat strolled so Eric Andre could run.”.

Dog is not a fan.Photo: Victoria Song/Gizmodo.

” Its an extremely brief film, thank god,” my husband said. Im sure if I viewed the movie I d comprehend more completely how he came to that conclusion, but Ive gone 14 years Borat-free and I see no reason why I ought to alter that now.

Borat wearing an odd cowboy hat and American flag t-shirt at what seemed a rodeo (Im informed he was shouting about Iraq?).

This is why I currently know next to nothing about Borat (the character), Borat 2 (the sequel film), or why some millennial guys (my husband) firmly insist on saying “mah waif” whenever they refer to their partners.

Borat walking in a town where individuals waved at him a lot.

YOU MUST NEVER WATCH THE BORAT MOVIE!!!!!!! HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE BORAT MOVIE? I WANT YOU TO HAVE AN ELEGANT LIFE!!! I WANT YOU TO LIVE ELEGANTLY!!!
It took about 20 minutes to reassure my mom Mother hadnt had not Borat because it was not released launched Japan, and that no, Borat– both the character and filmMovie did not represent all of America. He stopped briefly a bit and then said, “Borat walked so Eric Andre could run.”.

Borat battling an unidentified male in the naked.

Having enjoyed my other half watch both Borat motion pictures in rapid succession, Ive concerned the conclusion that whatever thats incorrect in my life at this moment is Amazons fault. Amazon made us reschedule our wedding. Amazon damaged my tenuous grasp on peace of mind with dreadful Prime Day deals and severe criminal offenses versus fashion. My editor advised me that Amazon also embodies the incredible wealth inequality in America, the brutal, inhuman metrology of the office, business looting of state and federal coffers through tax avoidance and sweetheart subsidies, and the alarming readiness of the tech space to serve the requirements to police and military interests.

Most egregiously, Amazons streaming service has now inflicted upon me Borat 2, and this blog site task. I will not take these slights taking a seat, so fuck Jeff Bezos, Im cancelling my Prime membership. Thatll show him.

From these glimpses, I think I get why my mother– who isnt precisely on speaking terms with satire as an idea– was viscerally upset.